There is a Medical Procedure for making people taller.
You just have to be willing and able to Pay to spend a full Year in the hospital while they break your legs over and over while they stretch them out so that the Bones become longer by filling in the broken gaps in your bones while they heal the breaks.
They have to break your legs over and over because you only get about 1/32nd of an inch of extra height each time they break the bones. Then, they have to wait until the break is about half healed before they can do it again.
Then, you have to spend 6 or 8 months learning how to Walk again and rebuilding the Muscles that have turned to Mush while you spent a year in a hospital bed in traction.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
Watch out for regurgitation.
jmworacle about 4 years ago
I like his thinking.
whahoppened about 4 years ago
Sergio’s eating defies gravity just like Dagwood’s!
Grumpy Old Guy about 4 years ago
Extra starch in those shorts….
Michael G. about 4 years ago
’Specially when made with manteca, right?
Diat60 about 4 years ago
I know so many people, including me, who should be 7 feet tall.
winston5610 about 4 years ago
Two questions: how did he get into the inverter, and how does he plan to get down?
Linguist about 4 years ago
Coincidental! I exercised this morning to work off the four empanadas I scarfed down last night.
ocarol7 Premium Member about 4 years ago
MUCH Better than giving up the good stuff….. S T R E T C H…
hooglah about 4 years ago
How did he get up there?
cford about 4 years ago
My Dr says the same thing. Says my BMI is increasing. Well whose isn’t? That number is unrealistic for the average person anyway.
David Rickard Premium Member about 4 years ago
Like Garfield, Papi isn’t overweight, he’s undertall.
Plods with ...™ about 4 years ago
Wish that worked. I’ve lost 2" which totally screws with my BMI
Cactus-Pete about 4 years ago
How did he get up there?
PaulGoes about 4 years ago
I’m not overweight, I’m underheight
craigwestlake about 4 years ago
Just hangin’ around…
bakana about 4 years ago
There is a Medical Procedure for making people taller.
You just have to be willing and able to Pay to spend a full Year in the hospital while they break your legs over and over while they stretch them out so that the Bones become longer by filling in the broken gaps in your bones while they heal the breaks.
They have to break your legs over and over because you only get about 1/32nd of an inch of extra height each time they break the bones. Then, they have to wait until the break is about half healed before they can do it again.
Then, you have to spend 6 or 8 months learning how to Walk again and rebuilding the Muscles that have turned to Mush while you spent a year in a hospital bed in traction.
But, your Legs will be longer.
dmagoon202ii about 4 years ago
What if Tia Carmen were to use de lengua (tongue)?
jrnunley7 about 4 years ago
My weight is always perfect for my height, which varies.