Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for July 05, 2020

Watch out for regurgitation.

I like his thinking.

Sergio’s eating defies gravity just like Dagwood’s!

Extra starch in those shorts….

’Specially when made with manteca, right?

I know so many people, including me, who should be 7 feet tall.

Two questions: how did he get into the inverter, and how does he plan to get down?

Coincidental! I exercised this morning to work off the four empanadas I scarfed down last night.

MUCH Better than giving up the good stuff….. S T R E T C H…

How did he get up there?

My Dr says the same thing. Says my BMI is increasing. Well whose isn’t? That number is unrealistic for the average person anyway.

Like Garfield, Papi isn’t overweight, he’s undertall.

Wish that worked. I’ve lost 2" which totally screws with my BMI

How did he get up there?

I’m not overweight, I’m underheight

Just hangin’ around…

There is a Medical Procedure for making people taller.

You just have to be willing and able to Pay to spend a full Year in the hospital while they break your legs over and over while they stretch them out so that the Bones become longer by filling in the broken gaps in your bones while they heal the breaks.

They have to break your legs over and over because you only get about 1/32nd of an inch of extra height each time they break the bones. Then, they have to wait until the break is about half healed before they can do it again.

Then, you have to spend 6 or 8 months learning how to Walk again and rebuilding the Muscles that have turned to Mush while you spent a year in a hospital bed in traction.

But, your Legs will be longer.

What if Tia Carmen were to use de lengua (tongue)?

My weight is always perfect for my height, which varies.