There’s a Japanese story in which two friends are having a text conversation. One of them, who’d recently awakened after a five-hour “nap,” says she’s going to bed now. The other girl says, “You’re sleeping again? Just go ahead and marry your bed.”
The first replies that she can’t marry her bed because she’s already married to her kotatsu (another piece of comfy furniture, good for sleeping in). “Such a thing would never be allowed.” Her friend tells her to stop saying things that sound like a soap opera plot.
rk 12 months ago
In my city, back in the ’90s, there was a woman who made news by marrying the transmission tower of a local radio station.
jmworacle 12 months ago
If you live in California you probably could.
Rhetorical_Question 12 months ago
I thought he ❤️ his lowride vehicle?
Macushlalondra 12 months ago
Better yet, get Tia to teach you how to make them.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member 12 months ago
This could be an “American Pie” situation.
markkahler52 12 months ago
A real “indulgence” marriage. One of you would come away happy, fulfilled, and with little chance of divorce!
RonnieAThompson Premium Member 12 months ago
Good morning empanada friends. Have a food filled day.
kaycstamper 12 months ago
No, not most places.
TwilightFaze 12 months ago
Seeing as people can marry inanimate objects, marrying food stuffs, wouldn’t surprise me anymore.
DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago
Sorry, they’re just like cake: You can’t eat your empanada and marry it, too.
ladykat 12 months ago
Your sister is playing with your mind, Baldo.
Droptma Styx 12 months ago
You could argue that eating something is a form of wedding.
Amra Leo 12 months ago
Well, the “till death do us part” thing wouldn’t take very long…
MuddyUSA Premium Member 12 months ago
Hhhmmmmmmmm…..really??
thelordthygod666 12 months ago
Enough of the empanadas stories…and yes, I’d feel the same way about donuts
jrankin1959 12 months ago
Don’t give him ideas, Gracie… or the readers, for that matter. (These days, people will marry anyone – or anything. )
Ken Norris Premium Member 12 months ago
“You always eat the one you love…”
gammaguy 12 months ago
I don’t think he could be satisfied with marrying only one.
DHBirr 12 months ago
There’s a Japanese story in which two friends are having a text conversation. One of them, who’d recently awakened after a five-hour “nap,” says she’s going to bed now. The other girl says, “You’re sleeping again? Just go ahead and marry your bed.”
The first replies that she can’t marry her bed because she’s already married to her kotatsu (another piece of comfy furniture, good for sleeping in). “Such a thing would never be allowed.” Her friend tells her to stop saying things that sound like a soap opera plot.
myfb1955 12 months ago
Must have been high frequency relationship.
eb110americana 12 months ago
You can marry a girl who makes empanadas. And you can even make ’em together.
eced52 12 months ago
Green chili or red peppers?
raybarb44 12 months ago
No. But you can marry and make merry with a maker of them however……
Cactus-Pete 12 months ago
Try Hostess fruit pies. They’re bigger, have a lot more filling, and the crust is glazed.