Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for November 28, 2023

In my city, back in the ’90s, there was a woman who made news by marrying the transmission tower of a local radio station.

If you live in California you probably could.

I thought he ❤️ his lowride vehicle?

Better yet, get Tia to teach you how to make them.

This could be an “American Pie” situation.

A real “indulgence” marriage. One of you would come away happy, fulfilled, and with little chance of divorce!

Good morning empanada friends. Have a food filled day.

No, not most places.

Seeing as people can marry inanimate objects, marrying food stuffs, wouldn’t surprise me anymore.

Sorry, they’re just like cake: You can’t eat your empanada and marry it, too.

Your sister is playing with your mind, Baldo.

You could argue that eating something is a form of wedding.

Well, the “till death do us part” thing wouldn’t take very long…

Hhhmmmmmmmm…..really??

Enough of the empanadas stories…and yes, I’d feel the same way about donuts

Don’t give him ideas, Gracie… or the readers, for that matter. (These days, people will marry anyone – or anything. )

“You always eat the one you love…”

I don’t think he could be satisfied with marrying only one.

There’s a Japanese story in which two friends are having a text conversation. One of them, who’d recently awakened after a five-hour “nap,” says she’s going to bed now. The other girl says, “You’re sleeping again? Just go ahead and marry your bed.”

The first replies that she can’t marry her bed because she’s already married to her kotatsu (another piece of comfy furniture, good for sleeping in). “Such a thing would never be allowed.” Her friend tells her to stop saying things that sound like a soap opera plot.

Must have been high frequency relationship.

You can marry a girl who makes empanadas. And you can even make ’em together.

Green chili or red peppers?

No. But you can marry and make merry with a maker of them however……

Try Hostess fruit pies. They’re bigger, have a lot more filling, and the crust is glazed.