Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for February 14, 2025

Smart idea.

I had someone get in my car and say they loved my lemon air freshener and I said it wasn’t an air freshener it was my car

Where’s the fresh hot onion ring one?

A bacon scented one would be a top seller

The rotten egg scent could be for cars that had their catalytic converter stolen!

That’s not air freshener…that’s the passing of the gas!!

I got one that mimicked cigarette smoke and stale beer so everyone would think I was one of those ‘bad boys’. (With a pocket protector in my short-sleeved white shirt and bow tie. The short metric ruler really made it extra awesome.)

That would work for me.

The rotten egg scent is for those who want people to think they’re so rich they can afford to buy eggs, and not even eat them.

and also buying a house with no guest room

well that’s a bit off putting

There was the time the cat peed on the passenger seat and it soaked in, only to smell for years afterwards. A car-pool member opened the door and said, “boy, your car still has that new-car smell!” I hadda stifle a laugh.

Pine needle scent makes me gag

I would love a new car scent that actually smelled like new car.

That last one is not recommended for Uber drivers.