B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 02, 2018

“What’s it do?”………………………..Bend over and I’ll show you.

It hooks into the subspace amplifier placed in planetary orbit uses Tachyons to detect every object within a 3 cubic parsec range. Shhh. Its secret

hold on I will “google” and see

Definition: Five clams wasted on mumbo jumbo.

Somebody call Buckaroo Bonzai.

I am not sure, it just fell out of the sky last night.

Since the long-range, supersonic model with Wi-Fi came out, you can pick up the old ones really cheap.

And if he keeps asking questions just send him out for a bucket of radial bearing grease.

Looks like a cupcake to me.

It’s a ratio with a differential that connects to a diaphragm!

Its does nothing, but with so many suckers around he sells a bunch of them

You install it in your interocitor.

If it’s a reticulator, it squeezes you to death…

Howscome the Fat Broad and the Blonde never seem to be in these conversations anymore?

You attach it to your pet rock!

Brought to you by the makers of the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

It generates nonsensical technobabble.

“:A trans-dimensional sub-orbital reticulator"

re·tic·u·lateverbrareverb: reticulate; 3rd person present: reticulates; past tense: reticulated; past participle: reticulated; gerund or present participle: reticulatingrəˈtikyəˌlāt/1.divide or mark (something) in such a way as to resemble a net or network.“the numerous canals and branches of the river reticulate the flat alluvial plain”

So this creates reticulations whether 3 dimensional or 5th dimensional areas from orbit.

It should be obvious that a reticulator reticulates!

If it’s trans-dimensional, ask him where the rest of it is.

It reticulates orbits subsonically.