Not “only expelled hydrogen,” but “expelled only hydrogen.” Early humans also inhaled hydrogen.The placement of “only” in a sentence can have a dramatic effect on the meaning of the sentence. Witness:Only I poked him in his eye with my stick.I only poked him in his eye with my stick.I poked only him in his eye with my stick.I poked him only in his eye with my stick.I poked him in his only eye with my stick.I poked him in his eye only with my stick.I poked him in his eye with my only stick.I poked him in his eye with my stick only.
ekke about 6 years ago
OK, the balloon floats, must be hydrogen or helium. I guess this is a joke, somehow …
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 6 years ago
Unforgettable false lessons.
Kim Metzger Premium Member about 6 years ago
As long as no one starts a fire.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 6 years ago
Problems with acid in digestion?
Enter.Name.Here about 6 years ago
If they breath out hydrogen, then what do they fart? Napalm? (In truth, I fart napalm after a good bean burrito) ;-)
Shawn Black Premium Member about 6 years ago
now man is only full of hot air (which can make certain things float)
Thechildinme about 6 years ago
Today’s comments have more giggles, guffaws, and comic responses than the cartoon!
Skeptical Meg about 6 years ago
Everything I know I learned from the comics.
Weakstream about 6 years ago
chromosome Premium Member about 6 years ago
If they only expelled hydrogen, they had better not tell their stories around a fire.
BiathlonNut about 6 years ago
That would cause humans to give Henry (BC) quite a bit of competition. All that would be needed would be a flint striker.
whiteaj about 6 years ago
I’ll bet they talked really funny.
cocavan11 about 6 years ago
Not “only expelled hydrogen,” but “expelled only hydrogen.” Early humans also inhaled hydrogen.The placement of “only” in a sentence can have a dramatic effect on the meaning of the sentence. Witness:Only I poked him in his eye with my stick.I only poked him in his eye with my stick.I poked only him in his eye with my stick.I poked him only in his eye with my stick.I poked him in his only eye with my stick.I poked him in his eye only with my stick.I poked him in his eye with my only stick.I poked him in his eye with my stick only.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 6 years ago
Its methane.
All that raw fiber in their real paleo diet made them fart from both ends.
Sir Ruddy Blighter about 6 years ago
Setting aside all the snark and the condescending replies from those who apparently “get it”… could someone please explain this one?