B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 15, 2019

“Teeth! GREAT Idea! Say, How about opening Your Mouth for a second?”

What??? That might harm the wood! Trees are almost like people. The wood should do what it feels is right for it. I want it to separate because it wants to.

I haven’t invented that part yet.

Never saw that coming…

Teeth to a saw?! What a dumb idea! That will NEVER work! What are you thinking?

Maybe he’s trying to make a fire

Evolution!

This honestly could be my husband.

Just like some of those watered-down EPA regulations: it needs teeth.

The sound tags should be zin, zin, slide, zin, slip, zin.

If he actually gets that log cut with that saw, his right arm will be something for Schwarzenegger to envy.

A chainsaw salesman sees a lumberjack chopping down trees with an ax. He tells him that with a chainsaw he can cut down dozens more trees in the same amount of time. So the lumberjack buys one. The sales rep goes back a couple of weeks later and the lumberjack is furious. What’s the matter the salesman asks. You said this thing would cut down more trees replied the lumberjack. So far I’ve only been able to cut down two! Let me see that the salesman says. Varooooom. Hey what’s that sound!?!

So it can GRIN?

Musical saw.

Without teeth, the sound effect should be more like “slide – slide – slide”

How civilization advanced by cooperation.

I saw what you did there.

It came about the other way around. A saw is a form of chisel, actually a whole row of chisels. The “saw” is just a convenient way to use them all at once to chisel a grove through the wood.

More glitches with the memory insertion program for them. Somehow he got the fabricator to produce a saw without teeth! (This is not how the Great Planners for human survival thought they could make it work.)

I saw that one coming!