B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 11, 2019

You better hope that it’s not Ms Know-it-all that is doing the asking.

“Nope……Not since I ate it.”

“Has anybody seen our baseball players??”

And when the Fat Broad shows up with her club, she’ll either knock you out of the park or you do a spit bean ball at her knocking her out.

It looks like the pitcher wanted to throw a change up ball to get the runner to walk, but instead it turned to inside a slider when the ball was grounded.

Now, what sort of a snake in the grass would steal a fella’s ball?

Pet snake Base. Base is loaded.

Where’s the Fat Broad with a bat?

That’s a rough outfield.

hahahaha!!!!

It won’t help you much.

Keeping the horse hide hid.

this brings a whole new meaning to BaseBall imprints…..

There was ease in the Fat Broad’s manner as she stepped into her place; There was pride in her bearing and a smile on her face. And when, responding to the cheers, she lightly doffed her hair, No stranger in the crowd could doubt ’twas the Fat Broad at the bat.

The sneer is gone from Fat Broad’s lip, her teeth are clenched in hate; She pounds with cruel violence her bat upon the plate. And now the pitcher holds the snake covered ball, and he lets it go,And now the air is shattered by the force of the mighty Fat Broad’s blow.

Don’t give the Fat Broad another reason to beat you with a bat!

Amazing how you can be so full and still starve to death.

Talk about empty calories

I hope there’s a veterinarian version of ExLax.

Hard to swallow, harder to digest, hardest to eliminate.

Wrong sport

I once worked for a company that sold wooden chicken eggs by the dozen. Purpose: Farmers that raised chickens that had trouble with egg eating snakes would put them in chicken nests . The snake that got one of them would plug up and die. (They eat eggs whole, and then the stomach muscles break them open. ) There were also glass versions available.

Wait till you die from bowel obstruction. Very painful.