B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 17, 2019

DON’T SNEEZE!

I don’t think they’ll let you try out for the next season of “Alone”.

Whatever you were doing, don’t do that again!

Do yourself a FAVOR. Go (GAG) Vegan!

Do the human race a favor and don’t breed.

Look at it this way, you can now open a Rhinoplasty shop.

And here I thought it was thor who inadvertently invented the nose stud

Sometimes these new technologies are tricky!!

It’s not as if BC made a pointed reference.

Perhaps an inspiration for Horshak (sp?) “up your nose with a rubber hose” ??

“and there are no doctors around to help get this thing out of my nose!”

When you are done with this gag, Steve Martin wants his prop back.

First piercing?

And thus was born the nose piercing craze.

We had archery in HS- many decades ago-and I shot myself in the hand once.

Lay on your back I need a compass.

It’s gotta hurt….don’t ya think?

AIM IS EVERYTHING!

He must be pulling the bow string with his big toe!:o[

The beginning on nose piercing?

And that’s how body piercing got its start

Break one end and the draw it out. After that, avoid taking up a sling and stone, you’ll hang yourself on a tree.

Picture the path you want the arrow to follow. Lay your arrow down on that path, pointing toward the object you wish it to reach. Make sure no part of your body or anybody else lies along that path.

tomorrow, we will discuss string drawing, maybe.

(Most likely not, though. He has to master the above first.)

Just think how much worse it might have been if he had actually used a bow! ☺

My last arrow was through the deer’s heart, but it still ran over 50 yards. Just sayin.

If you really must pick your nose, there are easier ways.

Robin of Locksley, Earl of Huntington, he is not.

boy, i bet that hurts

May I suggest using the kind with the rubber suction cups on the end until you get the hang of it.

I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be “Stick them with the pointy end”…

I’m also pretty sure you’re supposed to hold the bow the other way around…

“They didn’t tell me it was loaded!”