B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 03, 2020

Oh Look! A Bridge! Let’s STOMP on over!

Working his abs over the abyss?

That’s an abysmal idea.

Good for the ABS but not the brain.

And it won’t hurt your skull.

Did he hear about this the day before yesterday?

Is that that place in Iceland where the two continental plates are drifting apart from each other?

Is he strong enough to pull them back together?

What doesn’t kill you…

Stretching exercises may be a groundbreaking concept for BC, but for me, a couch potato, I am not that cracked up over it.

That’s not how you play Bridge.

An extreme version of planking, isn’t it?

And just in time for the wildebeest migration!

But not for your life

Quite a stretch …

I assume it is great for your abs, but it seems a bit iffy for your ‘happily ever after’. I have heard of planking but what is this? Bridging?

And thus the game of Bridge was invented

Good luck with that onnnnnnnnnnnne

It kind of reminds me of my college days. I could put my hands on on wall of a hallway in my dorm, my feet on the other and I could “walk” up the wall.

Drop and give me 50.

when he is finished how is he going to get back on solid ground?

“I saw it in a Superman movie somewhere. I’m just waiting for the train!”

At least you’re makin’ yourself useful by bridging the gap.

Just hope he’s not a bridge on a golf course.

Looks like something Wile E. Coyote would do.

Olduvai Gorge, the early days.

I don’t think he has the stomach for it.

you might say he’s “playing bridge”.

I prefer the Plank method myself.

Why don’t you just admit you tripped?

So the first crack appears in Pangaea…

Depends on how you land.

If you squint a bit or look at it with one eye closed, it looks like a really muddy stream.