B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 15, 2020

“Some people are real. Some people are good. Some people are fake and some people are real good at being fake.”

A really, really good joke.

I think he meant a supper predator.

If the T. Rex ate him, would that give it a Thor throat?

Thor hunts the T-Rex as in, “there he is! I see him! He’s right over there!”

To prepare yourself, you should first eat a brontoburger with Hunts ketchup.

Have Gloria Jones drive him home…

That would be a very tight fit, according to the lore.

Technically he never claimed he killed a t-rex. He only identifies as a T-rex hunter which could mean that he locates them, and knowing where they are so you can avoid them seems like a very prudent plan.

Huh. He’s ALREADY in the mind of a super-predator. . .humans are at the top of the chain. . .

A bazooka might help against a T-Rex.

Talk is cheap

I have a .458 Magnum, so I’m responsible for keeping T-Rexes out of Northern Illinois. So far, I’ve done a really good job.

Ah, bore the Rex to death by bloviation!

The mighty hunter lies? I think he must really be a “normal” fisherman.

The sign says “T-Rex HUNTER” not T-Rex Killer!" A person can HUNT for something full time and not even find it! I know plenty of Deer Hunters who fit that bill.

Clever Curl(s)… ☺

This reminds me of Rango saying he killed all them Jenkins Brothers with one bullet……all 7 of them.

Super Predator – you mean like an asteroid?

Yes, but to put yourself in the mind, you have to scoop out the brains first, right…? :D

As I was once told by a co-worker, “Always act like you know what you’re doing.”

Like hunting bears with Lewis and Clark: https://lewisandclarkjournals.unl.edu/item/lc.jrn.1805-05-14

The secret is lie – I mean brag about a lot.

Yup. He’s just like some journalists these days, meaningless blathers.

Well, no. T-rex died out about 61 million years before the first hominids appeared and these guys look to be about 3 – 4 million years after that.

He hasn’t killed one, but, he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, last night.

Just be careful, A T-Rex is licensed to carry small arms.