B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 21, 2021

Vegetarian is Greek for “lousy hunter.” (Robin Williams)

I bet that would also bounce off.

Lucky for you that Dino is a sound sleeper.

Else, he’d impale you on that spear and turn you into a “meatsicle.” ;)

He has progressed from hunter to gatherer.

“Maybe next time I won’t make the spear from paiper mache’ and balsa wood.”

“Success. I didn’t wake the dinosaur. I fought him and lived.”

“Now I will have a feast to celebrate.”

He may be a good baton twirler, but he sure ain’t a good huckster.

Get the apples, that will spear you a lot of trouble….

His successes fit his abilities.

The last frame is a week late. Apple Pi day was a week ago.

And just why did he say “huck” in the middle of all that? lol, etc..

Safer?

He’s pretending to be going for an apple when he really wants the wooden leg to make another spear.

Mastroiani and Hart have the best comic sound effects! They really crack me up!

Just wait a few million years. The dinos will get their come-uppance.

If it was a fish, would it have gone [Huck] [Fin]…? ㋡

Glory is hard. Mediocrity is its own rewards(and a pretty good 401k plan).

Achievable glory……

Survivor……

he decided to become a vegetarian instead; less hazardous to his health.

He’s going to pick the hell out of those apples.

The birth of a fruitarian.

Could have been worse. That could have woken the prey up.

I used to know a number of hunters and to a person they told me that they hunted herbivores or omnivores because carnivore meat was simply no good. That had the look of T-Rex sort of critter and I don’t remember my dinosaur books as a kid indicating they ate many berries …

That’s one bad apple