Imagine the stories he has of hunting the wild roaming apple. The trepidation of the approach and the disappointment upon find out it was a pear and he realises his eyesight isn’t what it was.
Plants don’t run away. They also don’t fight back. They’ll just stand their and let you poke them with spears. But watch out for poison oak. It’ll let you know what it thinks about rubbing around and poking things at it while wearing a just a loincloth.
Did you ever notice that in the wild the “vegan” animals all tend to be huge, like cows, elephants, hippos, water buffalo, bison, etc. whereas the meat eaters tend to be lean like cheetahs, lions, tigers etc. :-)
Charles Barr Premium Member over 2 years ago
Probably had a lot of competition from the giant herbivores.
C over 2 years ago
Vegan being short for bad hunter
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
Also, he starved to death.
wjones over 2 years ago
I see he spare hunted his vegan food.
Scorpio Premium Member over 2 years ago
Imagine the stories he has of hunting the wild roaming apple. The trepidation of the approach and the disappointment upon find out it was a pear and he realises his eyesight isn’t what it was.
PeteTheDiver over 2 years ago
vegan = neanderthal for rubbish at hunting
littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
Plants don’t run away. They also don’t fight back. They’ll just stand their and let you poke them with spears. But watch out for poison oak. It’ll let you know what it thinks about rubbing around and poking things at it while wearing a just a loincloth.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
We have Rodney with his spear on the right side near the apple.
rshive over 2 years ago
The fruits don’t run quite as well.
jagedlo over 2 years ago
“Got it for a cheap price when he was eaten by a dinosaur who wasn’t a vegan!”
Purple People Eater over 2 years ago
What do vegans have against plants?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I wonder now if there is cave art somewhere that features edible plants?
blakerl over 2 years ago
Too bad, the Carnivores plants ate him.
oish over 2 years ago
Viva lost vegans – Elvis has left the cave
goboboyd over 2 years ago
Stalking the Wild Asparagus. -Euell Gibbons
tripwire45 over 2 years ago
So the cave is empty because the former owner starved. ;-)
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Notice in that corner the big pile of leaves and twigs; instead of bones.
BobA57 over 2 years ago
What’s with the martini glass? After yesterday’s keg-golf episode I figured he would still be nursing a hangover.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
And ironically was eaten by a T-Rex….
bearjames over 2 years ago
Or maybe he was a bad hunter
cactusbob333 over 2 years ago
If veggies were furry and could purr, vegans might starve to death. No carrots were harmed in the making of this statement.
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
Did you ever notice that in the wild the “vegan” animals all tend to be huge, like cows, elephants, hippos, water buffalo, bison, etc. whereas the meat eaters tend to be lean like cheetahs, lions, tigers etc. :-)
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
Must be an herbivore.
ron45wells over 2 years ago
beef is a plant based food