B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 11, 2022

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    WhatsTheJoke  about 2 years ago

    Payback!

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    momofalex7  about 2 years ago

    Classic dad joke.

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    If Dad didn’t nail it, those carpenter ants (the Carpenters) would have. Of course, For All We Know they might come back to Sing Close to You.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I had carpenter bees attack my lean-to. I couldn’t drill more perfect 3/8" holes. I had to paint the rafters inside to stop them!

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    oddhumor  about 2 years ago

    He certainly saw to it that he drove his son crazy.

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    BigBoy  about 2 years ago

    No trouble keeping their pencils sharp

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    dcdete.  about 2 years ago

    If the price of lumber is so worrying to carpenter ants, why don’t they try building their ant homes out of dirt from a hole in the ground? No wooden boards required.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Why was the baby ant confused?

    All it’s uncles were ants.

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    hoot1  about 2 years ago

    M & H…Loved it!

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    You have three male ants, A, B, and C. Which ant floats better?

    Boy ant C will float better.

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    Purple People Eater  about 2 years ago

    Do the fire ants work for the fire dept., or are they the ones who start the fires?

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    Dad jokes are never funny until you retell them to your own kids.

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    hariseldon59  about 2 years ago

    No wonder the son is board.

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    mourdac Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Just had to pay a small fortune to repair home damage from carpenter ants, occurred before I bought the house but the inspector missed their handiwork. Kind of a sore subject….

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Don’t mind me, just stopped by to read the dad jokes…

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    thetraveller4  about 2 years ago

    He was really trying to hammer the point home…

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    D-ant, D-ant, D-ant

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    assrdood  about 2 years ago

    What did the carpenter say when he was arrested?

    I was FRAMED!

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    Amra Leo  about 2 years ago

    chortle

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    rshive  about 2 years ago

    Maybe deadpan humor has run its day.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Most Dads are limited to G-rated jokes and the pool of funny in G-rating is pretty shallow.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    “Wood you like to hear another one?”

    “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 2 years ago

    I stand corrected. THAT was the worst.

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    daisypekin01  about 2 years ago

    dad jokes.

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    flagmichael  about 2 years ago

    21 years later, I guess the 9/11 observations have run their course. Time heals all wounds.

    Anyway, here in Arizona we have one of the more painful varieties of ants, the Maricopa Harvester ant. When I was a kid we just called them Big Red Ants, but I have only had two stings from them. Both times it was because they like to climb up under our pant legs until they start being squished by clothing – the first time from the hem of my underwear – and then they sting. The pain level is one level higher than that of a yellowjacket, but lasts for half an hour or more. While most fire ants rate 1 on the Schmidt Pain Index and Bullet Ants rate 4 (as high as it goes), Maricopa Harvester ants rate 3. Wikipedia reports: Schmidt considered the sting of the Maricopa harvester ant as having a pain level of 3, describing it as such: “After eight unrelenting hours of drilling into that ingrown toenail, you find the drill wedged into the toe.” My second sting was behind the knee when I was at work; I had to report it as a minor injury. It wasn’t disabling but it made walking awkward for about half an hour.

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    you got a screw loose

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    YouTube’s Dad Jokes are great.

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    irma55  about 2 years ago

    Dad joke or not, I liked it! Made me smile!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  about 2 years ago

    And why are the Uncles left out of these jokes?

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Those jokes can get “boring.”

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    beady.el  about 2 years ago

    They walk away singing “We’ve only just begun”…

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The ARRRGH! says it all!!!

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    Nick Danger  about 2 years ago

    Where do fathers keep the lists of their jokes?

    In a Dad-a-base

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    WentHulk  about 2 years ago

    lol

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