B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 26, 2022

But… but… you look just like our Ma! Couldn’t we just cuddle up with you a little???

if that was me I’d run around shouting “Look! it’s your cousin!”

She should be happy that they are judgemental bears and not hungry bears.

She could get a snakeskin coat.

It is a step in the right direction.

She has led the bears to the next person to go after.

While you’re at it, don’t forget to return the monocle and the bowler hat…

Another reason for return could be judging by the small size of that gift package, the coat would never have fit her! Maybe if she had a 3-year-old daughter it might have fit the daughter.

Goldilocks she ain’t.

At least they could furbear from eating her.

Glare from a bear = glear?

“Yeah, but it doesn’t bring Bubba back!”

If ya got it , Flaunt it! Yip yip yip yip yip

OM gosh, Is this a PETA advertisement ? Yip yip yip yip yip

They’re happy — didn’t like the idea of degrading bears.

It’s hard not to feel guilty when the critics are bearing down on you.

Surprised she hadn’t gotten that bear coat directly from the bear. She’s not known for being denied what she wants.

“There! Happy?”

“Just bearly…”

(¬_¬)

Obviously not Russia. There would just be 3 more bearskin coats.

I’d keep the bearskin coat. Help the bears think I’m one tough dude. Beware.

I hear bearskin is out and Rexskin is in. Good luck.

Is this the same Jane that slapped a dinosaur that said ‘GRONK’ at her? That gal is slipping!

Fat Broad s lucky she didn’t get sprayed….

lucky all she got was glares

They found Pearly…

Where be our bear? Gent, where are you. Hope not in that box.

Taking the path of least resistance.

Nah. The bears would just eat her.

There’s a lyric in the musical Man of La Mancha, where Aldonza (aka Dulcinea) tries to make Don Quixote see that his attempts to treat her like a lady are the most painful of all torments: “Blows and abuse I can take and give back again, tenderness I cannot bear.”

Same thing going on here — she could probably whip all three bears in a fair fight, but the “judgmental glares” render her powerless.

But now that she’s returned the coat, I guess she’s off the hook. To be continued as the bears go for the seller, the manufacturer, the hunter . . .

Back in the day, our tree-hugger legions would spray paint them.

A former co-worker once wore her black animal pelt coat, and I asked if she first checked it for a white stripe. ’Twas a reminder of both working and no kids.

All these comments and no Gent. hmmmmm.

It’s in a really small box…maybe it bear-ly fit.