B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 05, 2023

He threw it in alright.

Enterprising, isn’t he?

Just need some feathers to properly deal with the salesman

The Number 1 wheel has pulled into the pit stop

“I’ll throw in an undercoat for an extra 500 clams.”

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“Deal!”.

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“Great! Bend over and grab your ankles.” (grabs a paint roller and dips it in the tar…)

“Neither the stone nor the wood will rust now!!”

Here’s a neat party riddle. Which side of that round, stone wheel would the undercoat applier put the undercoat on?

Actually the sucker is paying for the undercoat.

All that undercoating does is provide little pockets where water can sit & rust out the fenders. The only vehicle I ever got undercoated was a 1977 GMC 1500 … fenders & rockers rotted thru in 3 years.

What’s that saying about a fool and his money?

In Montana the county used to recoat some of the roads every spring with tar. My Dad used to make sure to find out where a freshly tarred road was so he could drive over it and coat the bottom of the car with tar. He said it was to prevent rust. I suppose he was right.

What a revolting development THIS turned out to be‼️

I’ve heard that he also hired dinos to fish the wheel out.

?-Bart & Xusty Jones were similar; but, ?-Bart was superior by far.

With that tar left over, he can give pieces to his kids to chew on

Wouldn’t that be an overcoat?

Back in the 60s and 70s, Ziebart had a lot of business undercoating cars to prevent rusting. That was when a lot of salt was used on roads in the northern US.

Never get the undercoat. There is no undercoat.

The 1st used car salesman, before cars?

10,000 years later, a modern man finds a well-preserved guy in a unitard holding a wheel on an axle.