B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 11, 2023

They’re both right

“The End” should be on the tail!

Actually, your end is right behind you.

John was hiding in his home when the asteroid hit.

Since it is said that the dinosaurs evolved into modern birds, and you already see three birds in the sky, then you may be right, dinosaur. Your time is almost up so learn how to fly.

But oil’s well that ends well.

Unfortunately, he was.

More correct than he knew.

Near what?

Glad to see that you’re over your allergies from yesterday, John!

He should be spinning the sign

At least it didn’t say the end is nigh.

Yep…dem turtles are still here!

Actually the end is at its opposite terminus. But turtles live longer than many other species, so he wins.

I don’t get it.

He is.

Turtles are known to have originated around 230 million years ago. (Non-bird Dinosaurs) went extinct about 65 million years ago. Dinosaurs were smart, they could read and make signs. They could also predict the future and knew the asteroid was coming. Paleontologist got this all wrong.

Gives new meaning to having a meteoritical career….

65 million years and one day ago, according to the Mayan calendar.

Climate change activist

The end is always near for someone… it’s just difficult to predict whom.

The End… is not getting farther away.

I wonder who wrote the “The end is near” sign for him?