Curses, foiled again
Now he’ll think you’re mommy
Grilled prehistoric chicken?
Look up, moms not happy
Guess who’s have who for breakfast?
Egg-xactly…..
It pays to use fresh ingredients.
“Forget breakfast. Dino is on the menu boys.”
Now return the egg before YOU become breakfast!
No problem. Just go to Plan B and have some pterodactyl legs instead.
It’s all in the timing.
I’d do a catch-and-release on that one, if I was you.
And now, ya need to read Dragonhaven by Robin McKinley to see how hard it’s gonna be to raise that little reptile. . .
Expectations can kill ye!!!!!
Crap ? My goodness,such language…..and the censor-bot is OK with it !
Looks like the menu just took a nasty reversal there.
But that’s just your breakfast. Mommy will want a bit of something to feed Baby too, so watch it.
Pterodactyl roast works though, tender and tasty.
Baby squab?
Vealodactyl is tender and delicious, but ethically controversial.
Vealadactyl?
Now just get a duck and a chicken and make pterducken
Diaper duty.
Non Euclidean egg. Inside bigger than outside.
This very curious 9-year-old in the late ’40s tried hatching Easter eggs on the radiator until mom asked what I was doing … taught me making people laugh defused dangerous situations. And made me a little hard boiled.
At least he has someone to operate that Dino-crane in a few years
That was a pterrible idea.
He’s en•raptor•ed with this little guy.
Look’s like two eggs on top!!!
But Chicken and Waffles are on!
C 11 months ago
Curses, foiled again
Asharah 11 months ago
Now he’ll think you’re mommy
Imagine 11 months ago
Grilled prehistoric chicken?
BigBoy 11 months ago
Look up, moms not happy
j_m_kuehl 11 months ago
Guess who’s have who for breakfast?
incognito 11 months ago
Egg-xactly…..
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
It pays to use fresh ingredients.
Enter.Name.Here 11 months ago
“Forget breakfast. Dino is on the menu boys.”
jagedlo 11 months ago
Now return the egg before YOU become breakfast!
Captain Bars 11 months ago
No problem. Just go to Plan B and have some pterodactyl legs instead.
wirepunchr 11 months ago
It’s all in the timing.
Chithing Premium Member 11 months ago
I’d do a catch-and-release on that one, if I was you.
1953Baby 11 months ago
And now, ya need to read Dragonhaven by Robin McKinley to see how hard it’s gonna be to raise that little reptile. . .
rockyridge1977 11 months ago
Expectations can kill ye!!!!!
christelisbetty 11 months ago
Crap ? My goodness,such language…..and the censor-bot is OK with it !
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago
Looks like the menu just took a nasty reversal there.
sandpiper 11 months ago
But that’s just your breakfast. Mommy will want a bit of something to feed Baby too, so watch it.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 11 months ago
Pterodactyl roast works though, tender and tasty.
guy42 11 months ago
Baby squab?
Greg Y 11 months ago
Vealodactyl is tender and delicious, but ethically controversial.
[Unnamed Reader - 83d506] 11 months ago
Vealadactyl?
oish 11 months ago
Now just get a duck and a chicken and make pterducken
daleandkristen 11 months ago
Diaper duty.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 11 months ago
Non Euclidean egg. Inside bigger than outside.
zeexenon 11 months ago
This very curious 9-year-old in the late ’40s tried hatching Easter eggs on the radiator until mom asked what I was doing … taught me making people laugh defused dangerous situations. And made me a little hard boiled.
mindjob 11 months ago
At least he has someone to operate that Dino-crane in a few years
tinstar 11 months ago
That was a pterrible idea.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 11 months ago
He’s en•raptor•ed with this little guy.
ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago
Look’s like two eggs on top!!!
jdsven 11 months ago
But Chicken and Waffles are on!