B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 16, 2023

Curses, foiled again

Now he’ll think you’re mommy

Grilled prehistoric chicken?

Look up, moms not happy

Guess who’s have who for breakfast?

Egg-xactly…..

It pays to use fresh ingredients.

“Forget breakfast. Dino is on the menu boys.”

Now return the egg before YOU become breakfast!

No problem. Just go to Plan B and have some pterodactyl legs instead.

It’s all in the timing.

I’d do a catch-and-release on that one, if I was you.

And now, ya need to read Dragonhaven by Robin McKinley to see how hard it’s gonna be to raise that little reptile. . .

Expectations can kill ye!!!!!

Crap ? My goodness,such language…..and the censor-bot is OK with it !

Looks like the menu just took a nasty reversal there.

But that’s just your breakfast. Mommy will want a bit of something to feed Baby too, so watch it.

Pterodactyl roast works though, tender and tasty.

Baby squab?

Vealodactyl is tender and delicious, but ethically controversial.

Vealadactyl?

Now just get a duck and a chicken and make pterducken

Diaper duty.

Non Euclidean egg. Inside bigger than outside.

This very curious 9-year-old in the late ’40s tried hatching Easter eggs on the radiator until mom asked what I was doing … taught me making people laugh defused dangerous situations. And made me a little hard boiled.

At least he has someone to operate that Dino-crane in a few years

That was a pterrible idea.

He’s en•raptor•ed with this little guy.

Look’s like two eggs on top!!!

But Chicken and Waffles are on!