B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 22, 2024

Whatever you do, don’t ever give him any beans.

Or me. Cabbage also.

Soda in a can in B.C.? Me was never news.

Better out than in.

Grog is a role model for Tim Taylor :-)))

Cavemen got sodas!

Thank Heavens it wasn’t a dozen White Castles and a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Reminds me of the contest in “Revenge of the Nerds.”

There was also movement on earth!

Well Mastroianni and Hart are a couple of east coasters. Where I’m from it’s called a Coke. Doesn’t matter the brand or flavor, it’s a Coke. Typical cafe conversation:

“What will you have to drink hon” (Waitresses always call you hon)

“I’ll have a Coke.”

“What kind?’

“Dr. Pepper.”

Grog is fun at parties.

“Beans, Beans, the musical fruit, when Grog eats beans, it’s RATTA-TOOT-TOOT!

“Does a fart have lumps?” “No.” “Then I must’ve $hit my pants.!”

So he hides beside the rock relative to where the noise came from?

And, crude as it may seem, I thought it was from the outhouse.

They had ice cream back then?

Is that a burp or a belch?

I hope it doesn’t have caffeine.

I don’t care how good you are at burping. You won’t do any better than that.

Really ? Fart jokes ? What is this ? Grade 5 ?

Blazing Saddles!

I think I’ll have baked beans this evening, perhaps with cabbage.