Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 04, 2024

She is a PITA

Now I know what persnickety means.

Alex is the queen of pain!

As a former waitress, I hated customers like Alex!

Mission accomplished!

Actually, the pain Alex gives is lower down, like in the @ss.

No substitutions or charge for each one.

Jack Nicholson knew how to order exactly what he wanted, even if it wasn’t on the menu. (5 Easy Pieces)

Reminds me of a summer NSF program. The short order cook faked not understanding English much, so if you wanted eggs, it was 1 or 2, up or over. Drove some of the students nuts. I had a big family, so I was happy the eggs were still hot.

Everyone hates Alex…except Alex.

asshles are everywhere!

As a high-school-age waitress, I once had a customer who ordered “salad dressing” on her sandwich instead of mayo. I didn’t immediately make the connection that she was talking about something like “Miracle Whip”, which we didn’t even have. She was absolutely livid! And of course it was all my fault.

I wonder how often her food gets spit in.

“Nope, nope, nope…but yes, we’ll put your dressing on the side.”

You can hear the kitchen staff all say “is she here again”? Give her the “special salad”.

Some fancier restaurants I have been to smelled like pepper. Than the employee comes around with the pepper mill offering more pepper. What are they hiding?

Lactose intolerant here. Cobb Salads are easy—no blue cheese, please; dressing on the side. I’ve found if it’s something a restaurant can easily leave off, they don’t mind. But if you’re asking them to change out the contents—Alex—go home and make your own.

Put her on the do not seat list

Well, let’s start with the egg….they come pre-boiled in a bucket, and all we do is slice them for the salad. The salad comes pre mixed, and we don’t pick out just one part of it to put in a salad. We only serve real bacon. We don’t have chives or green onion, but white or red onions. And the cheese is made in Wisconsin. If you were looking for specialty salads, you came to the wrong place.

Is she willing to wait another 15-20 minutes for them to medium boil an egg? I always say, if you don’t want what is on the menu, go somewhere else.

Good example of the kind of person our universe can do without — not mention the kind of person we should all aspire not to be.

Betty should have ordered first. She knows what a pain Alex is.

I hope Alex likes spit in her salad. Because she’s getting spit in her salad.

I feel the server’s pain. Not in my neck though.

Alex, the pain you are afflicts a much lower part of the anatomy.

Chives are green onions! SMH!

I’ve always considered Alex a pain in the neck.