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Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 18, 2015
Transcript:
Nate: Cheez Doodles have got to be the least dignified snack of all time. Nate: They leave orange powder all over everything. They stain your clothes. They stain your skin. Nate: They get stuck in your teeth and stay there hours! They make your breath smell like tube socks! Frankly, they're disgusting! Nate: Oh, how I love them. Francis: He makes this speech every day.
Comisftw almost 10 years ago
I thought he was just thinking to himself but…Wow, that’s obnoxious.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“Wallowing in a mass of self-despair, made only more painful by the knowledge that all I have is of my own making.When alas: even the kitchen ceiling has collapsed and crumbled without warning, and I am left standing, alive and well and wondering why and wherefore”……….Old Procol Harum song…..somehow, Nate’s rant reminds me of it……….
komickat almost 10 years ago
Nate hates and loves Cheez Doodles at the same time?Nate should set up a Cheez Doodle convention XD
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Sorry to hear that Francis.
byamrcn almost 10 years ago
Gee Francis, now you know how your endless trivia-reciting feels!
adamp2104 almost 10 years ago
i feek bad for francis
Jeff0811 almost 10 years ago
What Joyce Kilmer might say if she were alive today
If I sit and use my noodleNothing beats a cheddar doodle
Made of corn so pure and yellowto be eaten by every fellow
With a cheezy orange coatingone can’t help emoting
Fried to crunch, or baked to puffOne can never get enough.
blackdawne almost 10 years ago
Francis, shut up and eat your paste!
Jim Kerner almost 10 years ago
And twice on Sunday.
finnygirl Premium Member over 9 years ago
Jeff0811 said, about 4 hours ago
What Joyce Kilmer might say if she were alive today
Great poem!
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’ve seen my GF eat them with chopsticks.
HARDSKULL9000 over 9 years ago
sounds like he does not like it.
T.A.S.K Master over 9 years ago
Basically, they represent Nate in food form…
AnnabethChase18 over 7 years ago
Probably cause they are so much like him
Ruben S. almost 2 years ago
Nates daily ritual be like, also now francis knows what he sounds like
VMB! over 1 year ago
Lol