Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 29, 2020

They must be really tiny bottles.

Did he use a shrinking ray?

He’s one heck of a modeller to make that many tiny bottles and slap cognac labels on them!

Bad dog! No martini!

um… huh?

There’s only 1199 now, he used one to put the ship in!

If it was Bourbon we would have a problem ;-)

If a group of really tiny people show up, they can get in there to retrieve the bottles.

Correction, there were 1200 bottles of cognac on that ship. I removed them boxed them and everything. They’re right over there, just in case. (100 cases, actually)

This one doesn’t make much sense.

August Crabtree should be glad he didn’t own a cat.

I like his imagination, but his cargo. Why not cherry dream pies?

’Tiny bottles, of the wine,

make me happy, make me feel fine,

tiny bottles make me warm all over

with a feeling that I’m gonna love you ’til the end of time.

Apologies to Don Ho

How much is that in microliters?

No, there aren’t; he emptied out the bottles. Now there are twelve hundred empty bottles…with ships in the them.

Open the containing bottle carefully. Not hard with the right tools.

1200 bottles of brandy on the ship……1200 bottles of brandy……take one down and pass it around…….1199 bottles of brandy on the ship……..

Ant Man must have been there.