“Sorry, no opposable thumbs.”
Arrgh, you scurvy dog!
You better be nice to that doggy or you’ll have to walk the plank, Buster.
Well he can’t batten but I bet he can dog the hatches.
He can be the ship’s mascot…
Who’s a good boy?
Stop wagging your tail and sit at attention!
Where does he take the dog for his, uhhhhh, walks?? And what does a Pirate use for doggy bags?
Get up here on the Poop Deck where you belong you scurvy dog.
He looks like he is just a sweet little puppy! He’s already doing what he should. Looking cute and wagging his tail.
We’ll assign you to the dog watch.
It’s refreshing to see a pirate without a hook hand or peg leg ( that’s the first time I’ve used refreshing in a sentence!).
He doesn’t bark, he barghs.
“Sorry, sir. I’m not much of a battener.
“But do you still love me? Please?”
How much is that doggie on the poop deck — the one with the waggily tail?
“Thump your tail on the hatches!”
Every dog needs a job.
Yar! Stop ye chewin’ on the plank, ya mangey sea dog! She is but a stump of splintered timber now.
Oh come on. You don’t ask the crew member who is obviously the Morale Officer to do menial chores like battening and what-not.
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
“Sorry, no opposable thumbs.”
hubbard3188 about 1 year ago
Arrgh, you scurvy dog!
Charliegirl Premium Member about 1 year ago
You better be nice to that doggy or you’ll have to walk the plank, Buster.
nosirrom about 1 year ago
Well he can’t batten but I bet he can dog the hatches.
jagedlo about 1 year ago
He can be the ship’s mascot…
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Who’s a good boy?
ladykat about 1 year ago
Stop wagging your tail and sit at attention!
Lee26 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Where does he take the dog for his, uhhhhh, walks?? And what does a Pirate use for doggy bags?
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago
Get up here on the Poop Deck where you belong you scurvy dog.
Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago
He looks like he is just a sweet little puppy! He’s already doing what he should. Looking cute and wagging his tail.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 year ago
We’ll assign you to the dog watch.
prince valiant Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s refreshing to see a pirate without a hook hand or peg leg ( that’s the first time I’ve used refreshing in a sentence!).
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
He doesn’t bark, he barghs.
prrdh about 1 year ago
“Sorry, sir. I’m not much of a battener.
“But do you still love me? Please?”
srw313 about 1 year ago
How much is that doggie on the poop deck — the one with the waggily tail?
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
“Thump your tail on the hatches!”
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
Every dog needs a job.
eb110americana about 1 year ago
Yar! Stop ye chewin’ on the plank, ya mangey sea dog! She is but a stump of splintered timber now.
dogday Premium Member about 1 year ago
Oh come on. You don’t ask the crew member who is obviously the Morale Officer to do menial chores like battening and what-not.