Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for November 30, 2016

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    And if he thought he was talking about a turkey, I got news for him… they’re not flightless.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    If you see a coin on the floor, Opus… just leave it there.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Mmmmm, anchovy marmalade. Mmmmmmmmm. Can’t ya just smell it now?

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I don’t think he’s prepared yet.

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    ACK! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Oh yeah. Week’s delay.

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    larrysinger3  almost 8 years ago

    I can imagine Opus used one of his turnip twaddlers, binge purchased from a late night infomercial, to make that yummy radioactive looking anchovy marmalade. I’ll bet it’s great on curried squid.

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    SkyFisher  almost 8 years ago

    Hey Opus, don’t drink any of the tea that Bell had at Granny’s.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 8 years ago

    You’ve gotta admire Breathed’s gift for inventing his own special vernacular. And this week, I’d swear Lewis and Fry were doing their best to honor him in Over the Hedge.

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    NWdryad  almost 8 years ago
    The mayor of Seattle pardoned a Tofurkey this Thanksgiving…
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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 8 years ago

    I am absolutely rigid in horrorified anticapation!!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Hoopenheimer?

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    Dragoncat  almost 8 years ago

    A few weeks ago I was in martial arts class. Sensei was teaching us about how to disarm a gun-wielder. He said you could distract him by saying something crazy. When my turn came, I pretended to hyperventilate and screamed, “MY WATER BROKE!!” I stunned everyone in the dojo, including Sensei. Took a while for everyone to get a hold of themselves…and for me to stop laughing. To be fair, I do have a belly in front of me and can pass for a pregnant woman. If, heaven forbid, I should wind up in that kind of situation, I’ll be using that distraction.

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    Dragoncat  almost 8 years ago

    About the Anchovy Marmalade, of course!

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Hey, Fatbird, wise up, before folks start looking for your hoopenheimer….

    (Pause. Pregnantly.)

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    Rolf Rykken Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, anchovy marmalade!

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    About that “plumped-up flightless fatbird bird in need of a good stuffing up his hoopenheimer.” I think he may have arrived.

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    Port&Hodge4ever  almost 8 years ago

    The joke here, of course, is that Opus for once completely failed to notice a pregnant pause.

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    ArchAngel4  almost 8 years ago

    Farm turkeys can’t fly, wild turkeys can. In my youth I had the privilege of seeing a whole flock take off from the top of a hill. There must have been 50 of them.

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    Major325  over 3 years ago

    And today’s comic strip, boys and girls, is brought to us by the phrase “Self Unawareness.”

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