The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for March 02, 2025

They’re out there. You have to pay for it. Find out how much it costs and ask Grandpa for the money.

Walmart sort of has a service like that.

This strip was obviously written before DoorDash. Riley was obviously way ahead of his time.

Trust someone to deliver your food to your door, someone you have never met and probably won´t meet again, no sirree, do not like the odds!

Riley is probably too lazy to even blink.

Well, there is lazy and then there is Riley who is at a whole ’nother level of lazy.

So none of you have never had a relative or friend, while you were both watching a good TV show or movie, say “Go take a leak for me.” ?

In 20 years, we’ll be saying, “Remember when we were dumb enough to pay people to pick up our overpriced food, bring it to us, and then were forced to tip them or else we’d never get it”?

Well Riley, perhaps you should check with Earl in today’s Pickles or Lio in his offering today. (Both on GoComics.)

My dad just used to call me.

There are already people who do that. They’re called “butlers”. I’m surprised Riley has never seen one in a rap video/lifestyle show.