Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 09, 2022

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    eromlig  almost 3 years ago

    But are they having fun?

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    allen@home  almost 3 years ago

    Okay give me the message. I’ll then decide to kill you or not.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 3 years ago

    Two time travelling flies? Let me guess their names. Marty & Mc, huh?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Wish I could claim this line, but not the age I’d have to be to have said it first:

    “Time flies like an arrow…

    Fruit flies like a banana."

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    For the record, it’s seven at one blow.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    No RAID!

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    well, this is a real buzz kill…

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    A scene from “Planet of the Flies”

    In another scene: “Take your stinking feet off me, you __ dirty fly!”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Lil can give the eulogies!

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    When they entered the time transporter they didn’t notice the flies in there. Somewhere across town is a human couple going bzz bzz and looking for dog doo.

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    GreenT267  almost 3 years ago

    Why am I hearing Vincent Price’s voice in my head? Jeff Goldblum just didn’t quite have the right voice.

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    Michael Helwig  almost 3 years ago

    Flies get awfully big in the future.

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    Cerabooge  almost 3 years ago

    And the message is “Please, go ahead and have that nuclear war”.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    To bee or not to bee that is the question

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

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    norphos  almost 3 years ago

    Now entrusted such an important message to annoying parasites who puke and poop on people’s food?

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    oakie817  almost 3 years ago

    “don’t order the soup!”

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