Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2023

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    Jeff0811  almost 2 years ago

    Just wondering if leaving a tip on credit card is ok, or is it preferrable to receive a tip in cold hard cash?

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Grooooooan!

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Not exactly a titanic tip, but pretty good anyway.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    she deserves that much since she’ll wind up mopping up the water all he left behind on the seat

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    amxchester  almost 2 years ago

    Lettuce hope she is satisfied with that iceberg tip.

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    StoicLion1973  almost 2 years ago

    Dan!!!

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    After only having a salad, the iceberg

    … left her quite a bunch of lettuce.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Love it. But the guy left the restaurant at a glacial pace.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Cleanup in the dining room….

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    DM2860  almost 2 years ago

    Surprise it is so much. Icebergs are known to be a little cold.

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    CccComics4me  almost 2 years ago

    What an ice guy!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    That’s a generous tip considering the iceberg is financially underwater.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Not a lover of puns, but this one was actually pretty good.

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