Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2023

Just wondering if leaving a tip on credit card is ok, or is it preferrable to receive a tip in cold hard cash?

Grooooooan!

Not exactly a titanic tip, but pretty good anyway.

she deserves that much since she’ll wind up mopping up the water all he left behind on the seat

Lettuce hope she is satisfied with that iceberg tip.

Dan!!!

After only having a salad, the iceberg …

… left her quite a bunch of lettuce.

Love it. But the guy left the restaurant at a glacial pace.

Cleanup in the dining room….

Surprise it is so much. Icebergs are known to be a little cold.

What an ice guy!

That’s a generous tip considering the iceberg is financially underwater.

Not a lover of puns, but this one was actually pretty good.