Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 25, 2023

Looks like pine syrup?

Maple likes to pour it on thick, doesn’t she?

EEww. Not on my pancakes.

Steve, there’s a mister Treebeard on line three. He says it’s urgent.

If A tree farts in the woods and there’s no one around, does it smell?

They’re all sappy. Steve just happens to be more sappy than the others.

Saps already done, kids.

Whoever bought and planted those “maple” trees was a sap.

Sap’s done They’re right buddy. And spiles to go before I leaf.

“get a box” “Put a hole in it”

I know a guy who collects syrup and makes Maple Syrup in his Sugar Shack! YUMMY!

Maple you should just let him enjoy his sap.

Uh-oh! Here comes leg liftin’ doggie.

And now for something completely different… The Larch. (Thanks MPFC)

He likes to wear his heart on his leaves.

The Maples Family Tree Spring gathering…

Dude, don’t be such an ash.