Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 24, 2023

Well, his business is based in Floorida.

Go with battleship linoleum. Lasts forever. And it is more Eco friendly.

I feel ETC. would be more versatile.

It’s all Geek to me.

Which one is easiest for cleaning blood stains?

Got any carpet with brown stripes? You know, pre-butt scooted.

they’re not floored by his language…

It would sound better to say, “He’s speaking a floorin’ language.”