Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 24, 2023

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    Well, his business is based in Floorida.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Go with battleship linoleum. Lasts forever. And it is more Eco friendly.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I feel ETC. would be more versatile.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    It’s all Geek to me.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Which one is easiest for cleaning blood stains?

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    Got any carpet with brown stripes? You know, pre-butt scooted.

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    they’re not floored by his language…

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    steve7701 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It would sound better to say, “He’s speaking a floorin’ language.”

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