Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 04, 2023

> punt <

Need explaining, I is not an American. Or Anglo, for that matter. (Thank God.)

Hall monitor is a person who helps maintain order in a school hallway.

Monitor Lizard is a type of reptile.

Looks like he got one.

The monitor lizard might be an imposter. It looks more like an iguana or a bearded dragon.

That’s not a monitor lizard

Looks more like a Carolina Anole on steroids.

Doesn’t he work for Geico?

Well, thanks all regarding lizard type and monitor.I read this looking for something stickleback fish related – hah!

He keeps telling us all to geckoing.

yeah but i just saved 20% by switching to….

Nothing is going to get past this hall monitor.

Cold-blooded little reptilian tyrant should pick on somebody its own size.

the kid just wanted to hit the komodo before class…

Small for a Monitor Lizard, of which Komodo Dragons are a form.

I thought a monitor lizard was something that lives in your computer screen

Not on that lizard’s watch.