Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 19, 2023

No “apologies to Sparky”? C’mon, Dan!

Dear Lord, they went and killed The Great Pumpkin!

Heretics!

So much pumpkin death and destruction this time of year.

Do they really do that now? I’m glad I don’t drink coffee!

Yes, but it’s not Charlie Brown. Not even Charlie Orange.

He would be sickened at everything that’s now pumpkin spiced.

Grated pumpkin spice, maybe?

Ha ha ha ha ha! Love it!

Why are they telling Charlie ? Linus is the one asking.

I know that’s a pun but, ick. Bits of pumpkin wouldn’t taste too good.

Pumpkin Zest?

oh good grief

It’s Decorate Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

Love it! Good one! It’s hard to make pumpkin spice jokes fresh but you did it!

Classic!

Snoopy’s air battle delayed because of the fog.

Good pun, but should children be drinking lattes? They bounce off of the walls as it is.

grated pumpkin? they must be outta their gourds…