Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn’t have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here? Jason Nesmith: ‘Cause it’s on the television show. Gwen DeMarco: Well forget it! I’m not doing it! This episode was badly written!
zero over 13 years ago
Which is why the crew calls you No Fun Zone Snap.
margueritem over 13 years ago
I’m with you, Pamela Mae.
dataweaver over 13 years ago
Works as advertised.
RogueLeader over 13 years ago
And it’s the only button in the elevator that’s not “Out of Order”.
pcolli over 13 years ago
Don’t press the “music on / off” button, whatever you do.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
a) It’s there for Brewster to press becuse it’s there.b) It’s the button for Agent X’s conference room (re: NCIS)
Bilan over 13 years ago
That button was installed at the request of the Muzak Lovers Guild.
Knightman Premium Member over 13 years ago
No its another trap!
Rakkav over 13 years ago
It was used on Star Trek generations (no pun intended) before it was used on NCIS. This being a space station, I suggest that was the inspiration.
cdward over 13 years ago
Clearly designed by Dr. Mel.
WaitingMan over 13 years ago
Most unlikely song I ever heard a muzak version of; “The Mayor of Simpleton” by XTC. It was actually pretty good.
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
I was an hour late for my own wedding because I mistakenly pushed that button. Why DO they have it??
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn’t have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here? Jason Nesmith: ‘Cause it’s on the television show. Gwen DeMarco: Well forget it! I’m not doing it! This episode was badly written!
Stephen Gilberg over 13 years ago
Yes, DF! Glad someone else remembered GQ.
Buggerlugs over 13 years ago
I’ll bet Shannon would push that button.
gordrogb Premium Member over 13 years ago
Sigh, Those teleportation devices do have their ups and downs.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
The elevator was designed by a “W. Wonka”.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Why don’t elevators have an “emergency ventilation” button, for when someone in the car has recently eaten at Taco Bell?
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Now we know which button Michael J. Fox was using over and over in The Secret of My Success.
Ermine Notyours over 13 years ago
The “stuck between floors” button is how you get to the portal to John Malkovich’s head.
BillWa over 13 years ago
Probable installed by the same people that installed that lever is Eezma’s castle