Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 11, 2011

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    LordDogmore  over 13 years ago

    “Space lawyers for the planet Shyster” coming soon to a court room near you.

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    More evil than Dr. MEL!!!

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    zero  over 13 years ago

    How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?His antennae are moving.

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    Edcole1961  over 13 years ago

    Is this an inter-planetary suit or a space suit?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Um… I’m not mentioned in that subpoena, am I? Not that I have any reason to be…

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    Awe, geeze….somebody must have run into some of the junk we’ve left in orbit….

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    Either that or the first season of “Jersey Shore” has reached the nearest solar system …

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Hey. stop knocking lawyers. If not for them, Brewster’s first wife wouldn’t be rich.

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    GalleyOar  over 13 years ago

    Terrorists are holding a building full of space lawyers. Unless their demands are met they threaten to release one every hour.

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    WaitingMan  over 13 years ago

    We discover the secret to using nuclear power and use it to build weapons?! And test them on our own planet?! If that isn’t grounds for an intergalactic lawsuit, I don’t know what is. (Comment based on the short story “Stupid Asses” by Isaac Asimov.)

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    wraith13  over 13 years ago

    lawywers…just another name for space slugs

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    webmaster  over 13 years ago

    Don’t worry, no jury will convict…

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    Big mistake! We lead the universe in sleazy lawyers. We’ll beat them so badly that they’ll have to borrow rocket fuel money to get home.

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    Digital Frog  over 13 years ago

    At least it will create work for the Earth lawyers. That’s important, as unemployed lawyers have a tendency to become politicians…

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago

    No problem: soon as the money runs out (August??) so do the lawyers…..btw: it is better to have a lobster on your bridge than a crab in your after deck…..☻

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    It’s about Charon, isn’t it? I promise I’ll put it back! As soon as I find it again…

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    corzak  over 13 years ago

    If you took every lawyer on earth, and lined them up, head-to-foot, end-to-end, into space . . . that would be a good thing.

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    corzak  over 13 years ago

    Disclaimer: the last comment should not be construed as legal opinion on any specific facts or circumstances. The comment is intended for general amusement purposes only.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 13 years ago

    This shouldn’t be too hard for Brewster; after the space slugs and space squids, he’s an expert at dealing with hostile invertebrates.

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    alan.gurka  over 13 years ago

    I was afraid it was going to be the IRS: Internal Revenue Spacemen.

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