We discover the secret to using nuclear power and use it to build weapons?! And test them on our own planet?! If that isn’t grounds for an intergalactic lawsuit, I don’t know what is. (Comment based on the short story “Stupid Asses” by Isaac Asimov.)
No problem: soon as the money runs out (August??) so do the lawyers…..btw: it is better to have a lobster on your bridge than a crab in your after deck…..☻
Disclaimer: the last comment should not be construed as legal opinion on any specific facts or circumstances. The comment is intended for general amusement purposes only.
LordDogmore about 13 years ago
“Space lawyers for the planet Shyster” coming soon to a court room near you.
margueritem about 13 years ago
More evil than Dr. MEL!!!
zero about 13 years ago
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?His antennae are moving.
Edcole1961 about 13 years ago
Is this an inter-planetary suit or a space suit?
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
Um… I’m not mentioned in that subpoena, am I? Not that I have any reason to be…
Varnes about 13 years ago
Awe, geeze….somebody must have run into some of the junk we’ve left in orbit….
rayannina about 13 years ago
Either that or the first season of “Jersey Shore” has reached the nearest solar system …
lewisbower about 13 years ago
Hey. stop knocking lawyers. If not for them, Brewster’s first wife wouldn’t be rich.
GalleyOar about 13 years ago
Terrorists are holding a building full of space lawyers. Unless their demands are met they threaten to release one every hour.
WaitingMan about 13 years ago
We discover the secret to using nuclear power and use it to build weapons?! And test them on our own planet?! If that isn’t grounds for an intergalactic lawsuit, I don’t know what is. (Comment based on the short story “Stupid Asses” by Isaac Asimov.)
wraith13 about 13 years ago
lawywers…just another name for space slugs
webmaster about 13 years ago
Don’t worry, no jury will convict…
Sandfan about 13 years ago
Big mistake! We lead the universe in sleazy lawyers. We’ll beat them so badly that they’ll have to borrow rocket fuel money to get home.
Digital Frog about 13 years ago
At least it will create work for the Earth lawyers. That’s important, as unemployed lawyers have a tendency to become politicians…
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 13 years ago
No problem: soon as the money runs out (August??) so do the lawyers…..btw: it is better to have a lobster on your bridge than a crab in your after deck…..☻
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
It’s about Charon, isn’t it? I promise I’ll put it back! As soon as I find it again…
corzak about 13 years ago
If you took every lawyer on earth, and lined them up, head-to-foot, end-to-end, into space . . . that would be a good thing.
corzak about 13 years ago
Disclaimer: the last comment should not be construed as legal opinion on any specific facts or circumstances. The comment is intended for general amusement purposes only.
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
This shouldn’t be too hard for Brewster; after the space slugs and space squids, he’s an expert at dealing with hostile invertebrates.
alan.gurka about 13 years ago
I was afraid it was going to be the IRS: Internal Revenue Spacemen.