Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 03, 2018

Or an elevated roadway.

@FLASH KENT: The Great Wall of China was built to keep invaders who were warring with China out, not to keep immigrants out. The wall was built by soldiers and slaves (and of course the slaves weren’t paid and its likely the soldiers just got whatever tiny salary they were paid in those days.) There are estimates that 40,000 of the workers died during construction of the wall, and were buried in it. I guess you can say it ‘worked’ because it prevented some invasions, but clearly didn’t help at all during World War II…

So, when do we get to find out if it’s an iPhone or Android?

Qin Shi Haung promised that the Mongols would pay for the wall.

There’s a theory that only one particle exists in the universe and that it keeps moving around in space and time. Is that Kenny’s cell phone?

While tired of anything Trump related … this one was good.

Loved the ‘JC unfriending Brutus’ one.

Apparently this particular smart phone is much more durable than the ones I am familiar with. I can’t imagine anything made by Apple lasting for even one century.

I plan on opening a “Ladders’R’Us” franchise in Mexico

Ok, I’m pro Trump…..but this was hilarious.

I’m just surprised that Qin Shi Huang Di was able to get a signal way out there in the boonies.