How did he get to be a captain with no time in the air?
You would have to be cuckoo to take that assignment.
Wait a sec, I know who are our pilot is!
“Fly them? No. Crash them? Piece of fish.”
“Who?”?? Given the source, that was the most apt response I have seen in a long time.
He is frightless flightless and fightless and since he is blind it will be a siteless sightless sighless flight that seems signless am I being spineless???
So just wing it!
Maybe he could wish for wings that work. Like Opus.
…swim more.
What can I tell you?
“Sorry, I’m a flightless bird! But I can get you a great deal on some surplus umbrella guns!”
The owl seems to be a clueless bird… quite untypical.
In space, everyone can fly.
Ha! Two puns for the price of one.
Aukward.
The dodo is a goner.
Must be a desk captain. Paperwork promotion.
Try the kiwi!
I assume Rickard got his info from Commander Stool Pigeon, but I still doubt he got the real poop.
GreasyOldTam about 6 years ago
How did he get to be a captain with no time in the air?
Bilan about 6 years ago
You would have to be cuckoo to take that assignment.
Wait a sec, I know who are our pilot is!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 6 years ago
“Fly them? No. Crash them? Piece of fish.”
lopaka about 6 years ago
“Who?”?? Given the source, that was the most apt response I have seen in a long time.
brain Les about 6 years ago
He is frightless flightless and fightless and since he is blind it will be a siteless sightless sighless flight that seems signless am I being spineless???
ACK! Premium Member about 6 years ago
So just wing it!
Chithing Premium Member about 6 years ago
Maybe he could wish for wings that work. Like Opus.
Tigressy about 6 years ago
…swim more.
WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago
What can I tell you?
David Rickard Premium Member about 6 years ago
“Sorry, I’m a flightless bird! But I can get you a great deal on some surplus umbrella guns!”
Spock about 6 years ago
The owl seems to be a clueless bird… quite untypical.
Ray*C about 6 years ago
In space, everyone can fly.
Scoutmaster77 about 6 years ago
Ha! Two puns for the price of one.
Coyoty Premium Member about 6 years ago
Aukward.
Jml58 about 6 years ago
The dodo is a goner.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 6 years ago
Must be a desk captain. Paperwork promotion.
Charlie Tuba about 6 years ago
Try the kiwi!
StephenRice about 6 years ago
I assume Rickard got his info from Commander Stool Pigeon, but I still doubt he got the real poop.