Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 26, 2018

How did he get to be a captain with no time in the air?

You would have to be cuckoo to take that assignment.

Wait a sec, I know who are our pilot is!

“Fly them? No. Crash them? Piece of fish.”

“Who?”?? Given the source, that was the most apt response I have seen in a long time.

He is frightless flightless and fightless and since he is blind it will be a siteless sightless sighless flight that seems signless am I being spineless???

So just wing it!

Maybe he could wish for wings that work. Like Opus.

…swim more.

What can I tell you?

“Sorry, I’m a flightless bird! But I can get you a great deal on some surplus umbrella guns!”

The owl seems to be a clueless bird… quite untypical.

In space, everyone can fly.

Ha! Two puns for the price of one.

Aukward.

The dodo is a goner.

Must be a desk captain. Paperwork promotion.

Try the kiwi!

I assume Rickard got his info from Commander Stool Pigeon, but I still doubt he got the real poop.