Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 16, 2019

“They were able to distract you? Are you serious?”

Hey, I want one, Brewster aim that to your readers.

Brewster’s T-shirt canon XLs at this work.

So are we gonna be getting those?

Clearly Dirk’s ship has no gun control canon, so Brewster was able to sneak HIS cannon aboard the vessel.

Hey, those things can be deadly! Remember Maude Flanders?

Free stuff. Works every time.

Should say “I attacked the R.U. Sirius and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.”

Must be storm troopers…

Ya know, that would also work as a Tribble gun.

…and then the only sizes they had left were small and medium and the battle resumed with a renewed ferocity.

Hey, they stole my idea.

Would that be the T-Shirt Canon in D, by Patchabelt? Or is this strip now to be ruled by artillery – i.e., cannon law? Or can somebody stake Tim Rickard, and a few other people around here, to a dictionary?

https://www.grammarbook.com/homonyms/cannon-canon.asp

I swear the girl’s a genius.

I want one of those T-shirts! XXL, please…