Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 04, 2019

‘Spatial profiling’ is wrong, Dr. Mel.

I just had an eye exam; I told the doctor, “They’ve been using this thing since I was a kid.” (Just turned 70.)

“Wouldn’t you think they’d have something better now?”

He said, “I’ve got a digital one now. This one works better.”

“It’s him, doc. It’s that humanoid alien. He’s definitely guilty.”

“It wasn’t me, it was the one eyed alien!

Second from right looks guilty – his eyes are too close together.

News item: Kid who ate nothing but chips, fries and white bread is now legally blind. It is thought because of his diet. Eat them veggies folks.https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2019/09/03/757051172/blind-from-a-bad-diet-teen-who-ate-mostly-potato-chips-and-fries-lost-his-sight

Last eye exam I had, my optometrist had me stick my face into one of those contraptions (anybody know what it’s called??). I told him it made me look like a Borg. Turned out, he’s a Trekkie too. We both got a good laugh out of it.

It’s “Q”, well known violator of interplanatory laws.

So…they all look so similar that he’d have a hard time identifying the exact criminal?

I recognize Mr. Spock and the sidekick from “Space Ghost: Coast to Coast”. Is the big one-eyed one from Futurama? I can’t remember his name – King something or other.

If blurry is guilty, then yes.

They all look innocent to me .

That’s not Fair Lineup.

What happens when they find out that Brewster thinks the One Eyed Alien is Nick Fury?

Is that Spock in the lineup?