Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 07, 2021

I don’t think you’re going to get free delivery to the Death Star from Amazon. Maybe you should try Space X.

Wait until the news spreads around the Death Star about his “proclivities!!”

/SNARK/

Beam it up.

Total annihilation seems like very stressful work — he sooo deserves to pamper himself with a weekly DIY spa day. Besides, studies show it boosts lethal efficiency! And wearing that armor all day? Add some talc-free powder, too, while you’re at it honey…

And he’s ordering it on The Notebook.

That storm trooper will soon be spaced and breathing hard vacuum!

Russian hackers or Cliff??

And is that a scented candle in your cart?

It’s only a partial view…

But from what I can see… “he’s” got much narrower shoulders than the trooper, and a less scary face…

Plus more lavenderish coloration, some curvature to the midsection, and what MIGHT be earrings.

I’m no bot zoologist, but I’d say, considering all that, plus the items in the shopping cart,

there’s a fair chance we’re looking at a FEMALE of the species.

Don’t forget the lavender patchouli blend.

You’d think there’d be “Brasso” in the cart as well.

Kerblam!

He should have used the “Buy Now” button.

“I see you’re ordering from ‘Amazon’.”

“Not that Amazon, the warrior one, for… Warriors!”

And – the photon torpedoes have free shipping! They just launch them from the warehouse in your general direction…

That storm trooper better keep his mouth shut or Dirk is going to have him counting rocks on Pluto.

It’s now the R. U. SiriusXM rather than the R. U. Sirius! There were some corporate changes.

Just like my cart at Amazon…

It’s gonna be aloooong 6-8 week wait, dirk

If your coworker says you need to buy soap, buy it!

Just your friendly reminder from one of your favorite cartoonists that Valentine’s Day is next Sunday so if you haven’t bought her anything yet, DO IT NOW!!!

Wait until they find out the Red Nightie he ordered was in His Size.

Is it wrong to want to smell Spring fresh?