Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 05, 2022

Wait…!! I don’t remember being born, either. That can only mean that I am a robot, too.

I can’t even remember what i had for lunch yesterday. Does that mean I don’t eat? Which would mean that I’m a robot also?

Swiping a plot from Futurama?

How is anyone supposed to know if anything posted here was posted by humans?

Dunno about you but I suspect Winky is a robot. Just see how easily he can replaces his spleens.

Does he dream of electric sheep?

Could also be all those alien experiments and mind-wipes ?

Pam says, ‘That-does-compute.’

Mettle or metal? We’ll have to wait until tomorrow, I suppose.

I’ve seen captchas so distorted no human can decipher them… I suspect they’re programed to fail you on the first five attempts to see images/letters/numbers in the distorted garbage and accept your sixth attempt. Persistence in the face of adversity proves your humanity.

This is what They Might Be Giants had to say about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_hbACtC38I

Don’t be captious, young man.

If you’re not sure if you’re human, do the T-800 Eye test scene from the first Terminator movie. If you see metal underneath then you’ll know. If not….get an ice pack and dial 911 immediately

Domo arigato, Capt Roboto, domo, domo

Domo arigato, Capt Roboto, domo, domo

Domo arigato, Capt Roboto

Domo arigato, Capt Roboto

Domo arigato, Capt Roboto

Domo arigato, Capt Roboto

With parts made in Japan I am the modern man

I make funny noises in the morning, squeeks, pops, clicks. Guess I need oil.

Besides the ‘I am not a robot’ check point, they need another one ‘I am an idiot’.

“I’m a Cylon? No, you’re a Cylon!”

If that’s the case Brewster, you should sue the company that made you.

Brewster quit acting like Biden.

It’s actually impossible to prove you weren’t created a second ago with all the memories in place.