My mother had open heart surgery, and now has a heart valve that came originally from a cow. And yet nobody appreciates me telling her she’s part cow!
What’s the point of getting it done when you aren’t allowed to make the obvious jokes. :pout:
How about pork chops and ham?
The hell it doesn’t!
It doesn’t????
I’ve transplanted pig parts several times this week
Heart of a lion and eye of the tiger. Thanks Xenografts
I keep hoping for a cow’s stomach…
Well, guess I’ll have to knuckle under to all these hammy comments and get the pork out of here…
( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )
Wouldn’t that comment be better addressed to Cliff?
Of course it does.
That’s as close as I want to get.
What a slam!
Bacon is the skin, the hear is part of scrapple
It would be good to extend human life by implanting pig kidneys and hearts and livers and suchlike. It would make eating the rest of the pig almost seem wrong…..
On the other hand, waste not, want not!
Porcine heart valves for at least 30 years now.
Pig: First, you take my stomach for bacon. Then you take my rear end for ham. Now you want my kidneys for transplants. I can’t catch a break!
a pig that talented, you don’t transplant it all at once…
Hey, you are what you eat!
Wait until the procedure reaches critical mass and the patient turns into a Xenomorph.
Algolei I over 2 years ago
My mother had open heart surgery, and now has a heart valve that came originally from a cow. And yet nobody appreciates me telling her she’s part cow!
What’s the point of getting it done when you aren’t allowed to make the obvious jokes. :pout:
Doug K over 2 years ago
How about pork chops and ham?
YippiKiAyMofo over 2 years ago
The hell it doesn’t!
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
It doesn’t????
[Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’ve transplanted pig parts several times this week
geese28 over 2 years ago
Heart of a lion and eye of the tiger. Thanks Xenografts
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
I keep hoping for a cow’s stomach…
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
Well, guess I’ll have to knuckle under to all these hammy comments and get the pork out of here…
( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )
gantech over 2 years ago
Wouldn’t that comment be better addressed to Cliff?
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Of course it does.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
That’s as close as I want to get.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
What a slam!
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
Bacon is the skin, the hear is part of scrapple
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 2 years ago
It would be good to extend human life by implanting pig kidneys and hearts and livers and suchlike. It would make eating the rest of the pig almost seem wrong…..
On the other hand, waste not, want not!
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Porcine heart valves for at least 30 years now.
Bilan over 2 years ago
Pig: First, you take my stomach for bacon. Then you take my rear end for ham. Now you want my kidneys for transplants. I can’t catch a break!
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
a pig that talented, you don’t transplant it all at once…
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hey, you are what you eat!
bakana over 2 years ago
Wait until the procedure reaches critical mass and the patient turns into a Xenomorph.