Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 01, 2022

And considering what bad shots most of you are, there is little chance that you will live long enough to pay those loans off.

Only about 1.3 trillion needed to pay off all the loans.

No worries, at the present rate a good percentage of the graduates will be shot to death before the repayment is done. So may as well just party.

Aim high, cadets. Just don’t expect to hit anything.

Wait a minute. They pay to risk their lives as a storm trooper. Wow, not that’s advertising.

Apparently sharpshooters either drop out or flunk out.

Forgive student loans? No problem. Jedi mind trick woo-hoo all gone

Sith Lord: you forgot the interest…..

I’m altering the terms of our agreement. Pray I don’t alter it further.

“And for those of you who will be moving on to our graduate-level weapons program, you still won’t be able to hit anything, but you can call yourself ‘Master-Blaster’, or ‘Doctor of Whiffology’…”

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There’s never enough about student loans. I worked all the time I was in school with a minimum of loans and my grades showed it. It’s hard to work at Taco Bell until 1:00 a.m. then make it to a Quantum Mechanics course at 8 a.m. and get good grades.

I am so glad I was ahead of the mob!

And a lifetime of indentured servitude, but there’s hope since have a short life expectancy.

If you choose a major that has no real career path then you made a bad decision.

There aren’t too many job openings for people with degrees in Non-binary Medieval Left-Handed French Literature, but that doesn’t stop them from choosing it…

They have to pay to become Stormtroopers, so I guess stupidity does breed incompetence.

I say if you can’t afford to pay cash for college or university, go to a community college and get an AA degree. That’s what I did and I don’t regret it, I’m still making enough money. Or learn a trade. They won’t be able to outsource plumbing, wiring or HVACR installation and repair.

After they graduate and go to work for Dirk, they wonder, I paid good money for a chance to work for this imbecile?

Don’t go to schools you can’t afford. If those top 10 schools only get rich entitled students for a few years maybe they’ll reevaluate their worth

Should have used co op plan: study a semester, loot a semester,…