Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 07, 2022

I have one of them as an aunt.

See Colin in “What We Do in the Shadows.”

Their most frequent habitat is mandatory meetings. Energy drained while you wait.

I think Irritable Belle should be the ideal solution to this problem.

I’m autistic. Conversations are difficult enough that I usually don’t bother and then it’s ’he’s so quiet whats wrong with him’. Damned if I do and if I don’t.

Here’s the incantation to ward them off. Are you ready?…….”I’m sorry something came up. Gotta go”.

Not dangerous but really annoying.

Misery loves company.

However, company usually shuns misery when it can.

Don’t ask “How are you?” if you don’t want to know.

Not the usual energy-sucking vampires, but it would make for an interesting movie.

Colin from What We Do in the Shadows

They must be from the White Court

“Put a sock in it.”

Social media is a social vampire.

I especially avoid the ones who try to tell me about a dream they had when they were five years old and a fairy was trying to change their astrological sign because a rabbit had eaten too many carrots … … … …

Where’s Buffy Summers when you need her.

Wood stakes through hearts work especially well with THESE.

I just don’t care anymore.

“What we do in the Shadows” on Hulu has an energy vampire similar to this

I worked wit some of those they could suck the life out or a room just by entering.

A “wokepire”????

Grab a wooden stake, Pam.

Nice thing about getting older is you can interrupt a babbling man with beseeching eyes and say, “Sorry, but I really must visit the ladies room. Now.” If it’s a woman, say “I think there’s something in your teeth” and flee while they’re groping around with a fingernail.

colin robinson! how did you get here?