Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 18, 2022

We survived disco.

We survived, Trump. Barely.

Be patient. Humans will destroy themselves for you.

“We also complained the saber toothed tigers had halitosis, the mammoths needed more paprika, the Ice Age was somewhat chilly. Pretty soon we might gripe you are undercooked.”

Humans are doing a good job destroying themselves at a very fast pace. Look how long the dinosaurs lasted. We’ve only been here a blink of an eye by comparison and look how close we’ve come to annihilation already! We are overachievers!

RUN! He’s foaming at the mouth!

Some time ago it became ‘People in the West are decadent’.

Didn’t work out so well for Imperial Japan, Nazi Germany when they bet everything on it remaining the case.

Makes me wonder, beyond simple derangement, why Putler thinks it?

The latte could be a weapon as well. You know how hot some of them are

Lets face it, we’re not the cavemen we used to be.

Hard times make hard men. Hard men make good times. Good times make soft men. Soft men make hard times.

Safe bet, space monster.

But Rap took us down…

Too much foam, AND there is no symbol in it, either!!!

I once took a second job as a barista. I literally had a customer return a drink because “the foam wasn’t shiny enough”. I felt like pulling out the pictures I took in Biloxi in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina and say, “You want to see real hardship?”

My manager wouldn’t have taken too kindly to my doing that, even though I know he agreed in principle.

We survived Regan and his “trees pollute more than Mt. St. Helens”…

The Space Squids took away the puppies and coloring books from the universities and won the war without firing a single positron blast…

If you can find Deep Space Nine on YouTube, look for Quark the Ferengi lecturing his son on what humans turn into if you take away their hot showers and holodecks. And lattes

If Secret Agent is as bad at negotiating with aliens as he is about paleontology, we’re really in trouble.

We will unleash all of our Karens on you, and you’ll be fleeing at Warp 10 in a heartbeat. I don’t care that they’re illegal under the Galaxy’s Rules of Combat. Also, please take all the Karens with you. We’re really tired of them here on Earth.

I never heard that Mammoths were all that Dangerous.

They were too busy eating all the Time. When it takes a whole Tree to feed you each day, you can spend a Lot of time chewing.