Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 09, 2022

Do you have a new laser gun that doesn’t make any noise when you fire it?

Leave your uniform and exit through the back.

In the meantime, you appear to be continuing with your policy of LOUD FIRINGS.

“Quiet firing? How will I know if–”

“You realize you aren’t getting a paycheck any more.”

Quiet firings, where he gets a squad to do it to one of their buddies.

Lacks the personal touch that the Orcs still manage to have when finishing off their comrades on the battlefield.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18591558/russian-officers-wounded-soldiers/

Quiet Firings is what they want. Slackers!

…with a laser setting attached

I’ve always thought of stormtroopers having to leave feet first. And what would an ex-stormtrooper do? Maybe, hook up with a beautiful force powered Amazon?

I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

What do you think it means when you hear, “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”?

It’s horrible that we’ve reached the point where doing your job is now called “quiet quitting.”

Quiet firing has been going on for decades. They just make your job so miserable that you quit.

Quiet Firings Humm? Nope I like the Noise - Zap Pow! Zap Zap!

“You see, I’ve found a lighter that doesn’t make a [CLICK!] sound…”

That’s not quiet quitting, that’s doing your job.

They JUST don’t make stormtroopers like they used to.

hey A-hole how many fingers do i have up ? :) time for Johnny Paycheck

I didn’t know Storm Troopers were unionized.

“Quiet firings” is already a thing. In Dirk Raider’s case, I should think he’d go for “EXTREMELY LOUD firings” – like from a cannon.

Fire him? The Stormtrooper’s union says you won’t.

I thought that he’d go for the Darth Vader method of telekinetically throttling underperforming employees. This would probably explain where the Rebels got all of their better officers.

As in being fired out of an airlock into space? That should be quiet.

Quiet firing has been going on a long time. Expecting all the hours, unpredictable schedules, no raises, breaks or benefits. Also, being expected to train your new boss.

The accurate term for quiet quitting is working to contract.